Kilroy Was Here (an old novel)
A Very Strange Interview avec Moi
What I will be doing for the Millennium
Towards a New Understanding of Toes
A Great Day for Children Everywhere
Stiffen the Sinews and Summon the Blood
How To Sabotage Your Page Ranking
Something I never properly finished due to lack of technical expertise:
Shagtator
(Only Brits will remember the folderol that was current at the time)
Bikini Napalm Babes On Hogs (Real Hogs, Not The Puffy Bike)
Kinky Librarians With Morris Travellers
*[NB above link is to Internet Archive Cache of my old site, as I can't be bothered finding and uploading all the bits of it. Note the old Phoenix Marabou Nighty Brigade bit is linked off there too, for those who've asked. And if you go to the archived front page and Questions Answered, you'll be able to find the old Marriage Competition saga.]
In Which A Hyperbolic Comparison Causes Me To Lose It
(The following three things were written
specifically to apply for a job advertised
at an American website:)
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